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Ask and Ye Shall Receive

Friday, November 28th, 2008

I was in Dallas recently and as I lined up waiting for a taxi, I was handed a comment card

On closer inspection, it was an invitation to rate my experience of taking a cab from DFW.

In some 17 years of fairly active travelling, this was the only occasion where I’d ever received such a comment card. That in itself is revealing.
Most companies don’t care about seeking the opinion of their customers. Those that do are often astonished at what they discover.


Let’s talk about the card I received for a moment, then we’ll apply the principles to your business.

The card sets up the request in a positive way by saying,

Our goal at DFW International Airport is to exceed our guest’s expectations.’

So far so good.

Then we’re given a guideline as to how long this is going to take us:

Please take 2 minutes and tell us how we are doing, by completing the survey below.”

So we’re now aware of the time commitment and we’ve also been flattered with the reminder  that our opinion is important. After all, who doesn’t want to give their opinion, right?

The rest of the card is self explanatory, with most questions having a simple 1 to 5, ‘poor to excellent’ options. It’s important to make it easy for customers to take the action you want them to take. In this case, the card looks relatively easy to complete - it doesn’t seem daunting or off-putting.

It’s also worth noting that the card is handed to each person as they enter the taxi. In other words, at that point in time they’ll have opportunity to complete it. I suspect that if the forms were mailed to travellers, the response would be very low.

So overall, the folks at DFW did a good job with this card, and simply having it puts them streets ahead of other U.S. airports.

But they did miss one thing. Did you spot it?

They didn’t provide any incentive to complete the card other than the opportunity of the traveller to provide their opinion on the service they received. Although that invitation would have been enough for some people, for most it wouldn’t have been sufficient incentive. There needs to be a much more enticing ‘what’s in it for me’ factor.

It could be a prize draw, it could be a coupon for a free taxi ride, it could have been a discount on airport parking. Doesn’t really matter too much what the incentive is, but there does need to be one.

I said earlier that businesses that seek feedback from customers are often surprised at what they discover. This is why they’re so helpful. The opportunity to hear from customers in this way has extraordinary value for your business because you’ll discover things you’d never have picked up on in a million years of your own analysis. We’re all too close to our businesses. Customers will always see flaws (and positives) that we don’t see.

When invited to respond (with a small incentive as an ethical bribe), customers usually open up and reveal an incredible array of information. They’ll give you ideas for new products, suggestions on tweaking existing ones, and you’ll find many loyal advocates that you didn’t realize you had.

The process for soliciting feedback should fit the nature of your business. You can use comment cards if your interaction is primarily offline, or you can also survey customers online using tools such as Survey Monkey.

The more responses you receive the more useful the results will be in identifying what action needs to be taken. If a large percentage of customers are saying the same thing then obviously that matter needs urgent attention. Be careful about not dismissing numerous similar comments simply because don’t fit in with the way you do things currently in your business. Challenge convention and be willing to explore all possibilities to keep customers happy and coming back for more.

The humble customer comment card, or the online equivalent survey is a hopelessly underused tool. Encourage customers to contact you freely, take note of their comments, and take appropriate action wherever possible.

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Dismay at Disney

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Regular readers will know that I’m a big fan of Disney – the business that is, not so much the Mickey and the Minnie. Actually, I was probably one of the few kids in the world that didn’t grow up with a steady diet of Disney cartoons and movies – it wasn’t a deliberate decision to stay away from them, they just didn’t seem to resonate with me for some reason so I could take them or leave them, and mostly it was the latter.

As a result, whenever friends start reminiscing about their favorite Disney movies I find myself being able to contribute, well, nothing. What I can contribute is a near obsessive collection of facts, stories, lessons and insights about Disney the business.

So with that in mind, let me tell you about my recent visit to Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. I was there for a seminar rather than a vacation, and the organizer had chosen the Contemporary Resort hotel, Disney’s first on property hotel that opened way back in October 1971, and it’s also the only hotel that the monorail rides through on the way to the Magic Kingdom (see, I told you I knew lotsa facts).

The hotel is about a 60 minute ride from the airport and I didn’t want to rent a car just for that so when Disney offered me a relatively new innovation called ‘Magical Express’ I thought I’d check it out.

On arrival at the airport I was directed to a lower level where I had to check-in at a counter. I only had to wait a couple of minutes - so far so good. Then I was directed outside where there were about a dozen buses. I discovered that my route included stops at two other hotels, ‘no problem’ I thought.

There were a few others already on the bus, a couple of families with kids who already seemed as though they’d had far too many M&M’s that day, a couple of other solo travellers, and myself. I always like to make good use of my time so I pulled out a book and got stuck into reading it. Well, several minutes went past, then I…


I noticed it had been 30 minutes. When you’re waiting to leave, every minute drags. 10 more minutes went past, then another (longer) 10, and most passengers were getting extremely annoyed. I don’t blame them, many of them had just come from very long flights with tired and irritable kids. Finally, just under an hour after I had boarded the bus, we set off. At this point the two other stops didn’t seem like such a good idea, but we had no choice, and finally more than 2 ½ hours later, I arrived at the hotel.

I told the girl who checked me in about what had happened and she managed an insincere and very brief apology, but moved on to serving the next customer without making me feel like a valued guest, or more importantly making a note of what had happened so she could pass it on and make sure it was fixed for other guests.

As it turned out, the service is apparently managed by a third-party company called ‘Mears’ who are a large transportation company in Orlando.

As you can imagine, I was not impressed with the Disney Magical Express. It was not run by Disney. It wasn’t magical in any way, and it could definitely NOT be classed as ‘express.’ So they failed on all three counts.

Here’s the problem with this, and it’s a BIG problem that we can all learn from. Oh, and of course, Disney of all businesses should know this.

It was not run by Disney. It wasn’t magical in any way, and it could definitely NOT be classed as ‘express.’”

The FIRST interaction with Disney once I arrived at the airport, as well as those of my fellow travellers, was the ‘Disney Magical Express’. As you now know, it was not a good experience, in fact it was awful. But the fact that it was our first contact with Disney resulted in it setting the scene for the entire trip. Think about that. If I’d experienced an amazing welcome, great service and the usual Disney magical touches at the start, and then later in the week had that bad experience, it would have been much easier to forgive it. But since it was at the start of the trip, Disney had an uphill battle to try and win back unhappy customers. Our first impression of the company was poor.

Now, what about your company? Do you pay attention to who answers the phone and how they do it? Do you have a friendly, welcoming employee to greet customers who visit your office? These things matter a great deal. Your front line staff should be trained carefully. If you represent the front line yourself then you should train yourself. In other words, be constantly aware that your actions will cause customers to judge you and your business). Disney has an advantage over all of us. Over many decades they’ve established a reputation of keeping customers happy that is hard to match. They’re masters at it. So it’s easy to understand why I forgave them - but most customers aren’t as forgiving with other businesses they deal with. They’ll vote with their feet (or their mouse button when online). It’s so easy to be served elsewhere these days but most business owners don’t understand that. Customers are loyal to a point, and that breaking point will be longer if you have an existing good relationship with them. If they’re dealing with you for the first time, their tolerance will be virtually zero.

Disney screwed up big time in outsourcing their magical express service to Mears. They’re putting their reputation in another companies hands, and it’s clearly not working. Most people wouldn’t know that the service was outsourced, so they’ll judge Disney not Mears. Quite frankly, if Disney can’t or won’t take control of the service themselves, they shouldn’t offer it because it’s doing more harm than good.

If I’d known in advance that I was in for a 3 hour wait before I’d reach the hotel, I’d have taken a taxi and been quite happy about doing that.

I dread to think what it’s like in the height of summer when Orlando is hotter than a sauna with a broken thermostat, and people’s tempers are even more frayed.

There are things that can be successfully outsourced (I do it all the time) and there are other aspects to your business that you should keep control of. If you ever lose control of the interaction with customers by handing that to another provider, that should set alarm bells ringing. Bottom line - don’t do it.

There was a happy ending in my case. Disney more than made up for my bad experience on the first day, and by the end of the trip I was full of praise for the hotel and their staff. But be aware, if Disney can trip up, any of us can, and we will…

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How to Reach The Most Buyers on eBay

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

Regular eBay users know that the time of day when auction listings finish is very important in relation to the final price an item fetches. In other words, if you time the conclusion of your auction to coincide with the largest number of potential buyers on eBay, there are more people to bid on the item in its last few minutes. That’s no secret, but here’s the thing…

Most books about eBay will tell you that Sunday evening is the best time to end an auction listing. But hard facts prove otherwise in most cases.

When I discovered this for myself while selling across multiple categories on eBay, I delved deeper to discover the reasons why. Here’s what I found…

Firstly, buyers use their computers at different times. Some are business buyers who only look at eBay during week day business hours. Others are older people who go to bed early and would never be looking on a Sunday evening.   Many housewives use the computer in the morning when the kids are at school. This is common sense, but it’s ignored by most  eBayers. You can being to see that it’s ridiculous to ‘pigeon hole’ all eBay users with the sweeping assumption that they all buy on Sunday evening.

Secondly, because most sellers now believe that Sunday evening is the best time to end an auction, that results in a huge surge of auctions that finish at that time! Ironically, as the Sunday evening myth spread through the eBay comminity, it eventually became a self-fulfilling prophecy. As a result, the market is literally swamped with auctions at that time, and individual listings get lost like a needle in a haystack.Quite simply, to say that it’s best to finish an auction on Sunday evening is like saying it’s best to drive in rush hour because there are more cars on the road! Having lots of listings available at the same time means more intense competition, and that in turn generally leads to lower final prices (and profit).

Ultimately it depends on a number of factors: what the item is, who the target market is, where that market predominantly lives, when they buy, and so on. It’s different for different markets.


For example, in some of the categories in which I sell, I have discovered that Tuesday evening is the best time to conclude my listings. On the other hand, a friend of mine who sells products for businesses reports that Thursday lunchtime is consistently the best time to end his auctions.

Sunday evening is NOT the best time to end an auction, in fact it could be the worst.”


Fortunately, there is a way to determine the best ending time for YOUR items, and it’s a definitive answer. How so? It’s a tool called Hammertap, you can find it at
www.auctionresearchtool.com – you may have heard me refer to it as my secret weapon and that’s a very fitting description. I use it almost every day to find out definitively how I should list new items. It completely eliminates the guesswork.

You can now see that Sunday evening is NOT the best time to end an auction, in fact it could be the worst. The renegade auction seller (you) should use a tool such as Hammertap to learn the best times for your products.

This is yet another example of why you should NOT follow the crowd. Most eBay sellers are lemmings, they follow each other in doing things wrong!

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How Would You Like a Couple’ Million Customers?

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

When I was growing up the world seemed like a VERY large place. These days it seems small. The change has to do with communication. We can hear about something that happened thousands of miles away in a few seconds. With the Internet it’s also become substantially easier to sell to people in other countries.

YOU can benefit from this revolution in business.

No other website makes it as easy to offer products and services to people in other countries than eBay. That’s a fact, and it should be exciting to you. Yet most sellers are still reluctant to step outside their comfort zone to make their items available abroad.

This means that the opportunity for you is unprecedented. Sellers that make the effort to sell in other countries are often exploding their profits as a result. Make this a formal part of your business.

No other website makes it as easy to offer products and services to people in other countries than eBay.”

Your eBay user ID will work across all the international eBay sites, and if you live in the USA, the most popular exports right now are to Canada, UK, Australia, Germany, and France.

PayPal makes the monetary aspect easy, and you even have the option to accept payment in the foreign currency or have PayPal convert it for you into the currency of where you live, at competitive exchange rates.

What about shipping? Well, the national postal service of most countries makes this a breeze. In the U.S. for example it’s relatively inexpensive to ship items around the world, and the airmail delivery times are faster than most people realize.

Obviously, ensure that you get some kind of tracking service if you can, pack the item well, and always ask for a signature if the item is expensive.

What can you sell? Ideally you should look for items that have a high dollar value in relation to their weight. For example, MP3 players, watches etc fit that description. Beyond that, the ideal place to start is to think about what items you can source that aren’t readily available in other countries. As an example, my wife did a roaring trade selling American candies to the British. She also discovered that many Americans living abroad ordered consignments from her. Luci shipped out all kinds of candy bars and she didn’t even buy them wholesale. The mark-up was so good that she didn’t need to.

Why not visit ex-pat forums online and see what they miss? I can assure you that people are wiling to pay a premium to acquire products that they can’t get locally.


My advice is to start by selling to english speaking countries. Prove the concept and then you can expand by having your listings translated into other languages. On the eBay forums there are a number of sellers who offer that service. There are also online tools such as Babel Fish. Avoid abbreviations and colloquial expressions.

Look out for favorable exchange rates too. As an example, most items in the UK sell for around the same in pounds as they are in dollars. But with the exchange rate it’s possible for a U.S. seller to double their money when they convert the Great Britain Pounds (GBP) into U.S. dollars.

Now you can grab many more customers!

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You Know a Lot More Than You Think You Do!

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

As a young and struggling artist, Pablo Picasso at times kept warm by burning his own paintings. Really.

Now, consider that in 2004 this Picasso painting was sold at auction for $104 million…

Three other Picasso’s have sold for prices ranging from $50 million to $95 million. For a painting.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I reckon Picasso should have made a bit of an extra effort and stepped outside to pick up some twigs as fire wood rather than burn the paintings. But the fact that he didn’t nicely illustrates the point that few of us believe that what we do is really talented. We believe that anyone can do what we do.

Well, yes and no…

You see, while it’s true that most people can accomplish whatever they want if they set their minds to it, they don’t. They focus on a few areas of interest, and so do we. Which means we’re all good at different things.

I marvel at people who can cook a gourmet meal. I’m in awe of someone whose beautiful singing voice sends shivers down my spine. I’m constantly impressed when I see how a craftsman can create a piece of furniture from blocks of wood. I have friends who posess all of these skills and yet they tell me that they wish they knew marketing like I do. For awhile I found that puzzling because I’m sure that any one of them could acquire the same knowledge. But that’s not the point. They haven’t, and they won’t unless they’re really interested in pursuing it. There’s also the aspect of experience. I have years of experience with my skills, just as they have with theirs.

As you might expect, whenever I praise the abilities and achievments of my friends they down play them, dismissing them by saying, “it’s nothing”.

If you know just a little more than the average person about a particular subject then you’re qualified to teach others for a fee.”


I sincerely hope you understand this lesson because it’s crucially important to your success. Regardless of your own beliefs, you DO have knowledge, skills and abilities that others would be willing to pay you to teach them.

If you know just a little more than the average person about a particular subject then you’re qualified to teach others for a fee. And what better way of monetizing your skills and knowledge than by producing a training course that people can study in their home.

This kind of product will always sell well on eBay, and in my opinion it’s the very best type of product to sell in that environment for lots of reasons that I’ve mentioned before.

Coming back to the theme of this article ultimately it’s all about self-limiting beliefs. You can see that most of the time they’ll hold you back from achieving financial success.

Another good example of a self limiting belief that held people back for years was the 4 minute mile. In 1954 Roger Bannister broke the 4 minute mile mental ‘barrier’. Up until that time it was thought to be impossible for a human to achieve that. The really interesting fact was that the following year another 37 people broke the 4 minute mile, and the year after that another 300 runners did it!

I can only emphasize again that you DO know a lot more than you think you do. I could learn useful skills from every single reader of this newsletter, including you! Now get to work and produce a training course!

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Leveraging Well Known Brands

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

A.L.O. is a term I coined which stands for ‘Auction Listing Optimization’. It can be defined as ANYTHING you do within the eBay environment that increases the number of people buying from your listings, or that prompts buyers to go directly to your website. Each month I discuss an A.L.O. technique that you can implement to increase the effectiveness of your eBay listings…

The logos you can see on this page need no introduction, do they? You’re familiar with them all. And therein is a lesson, a secret of sales psychology.

Familiarity is very important in sales. Buyers approach your listings on eBay from a standpoint of skepticisim. They don’t know you, and they’re waiting for you to provide proof that you can be trusted. One way to do that is to use testimonials, and that’s an area we’ve covered in the past.

Another way is to use recognizable brands. Why?

By attaching yourself to well known brands like the ones you see here, the buyer subconciously feels more comfortable, and you’ll get more sales as a result.

Buyers perceive it as an indirect seal of approval. The reasoning that goes on in their heads without them realizing it is, ‘if Amex and Visa are doing business with this seller, they must have been checked out and I’m sure I can trust them too!

In other words, it’s ‘approval by association’.


This is a very subtle but effective way of winning over prospective buyers, and the technique works in any online environment whether it’s an eBay listing or your own website. Of course, you should have some relationship with any brands you advertise, and you should seek their approval first. It’s free advertising for them, so most brands are happy for you to include their logo. This simple addition to your listings and your website can gain you a lot more customers…

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“Watch How People Use Your Website”

Monday, November 10th, 2008

I visited my parents recently and they, being proud of their son (but not too sure exactly what I do for a living), asked if they could look at a couple of my websites.

So we all gathered around the computer and I let them bring up the various pages, mainly because I was curious how they would view them.

As it turned out, it was fascinating HOW they interacted with the websites – to see what they clicked on, what they tried to click on, how they navigated through the pages, what they looked at first, what they liked and disliked, what they found confusing, what they asked questions about, and so on.

The process taught me a great deal about how an ‘average’ user views my sites. I was very surprised on a number of accounts, and it made me realize that there was room for a LOT of improvement! So much for my belief that the sites were as good as they could be.

The lesson here clearly is that you should invite others to view your websites while you watch. Take careful notes about every observation and detail they share with you. Repeat the process among as many friends as possible to get the most accurate to get the most accurate overiew. I guarantee that you’ll be very surprised, as I was, about the many details that you have overlooked in building your website(s).

Even if you believe your site to be well designed, even foolproof, your friendly testers will identify broken links, confusing terminology, they’ll try and click on images that are not meant to be clicked on, and so on.

They’ll say things like, “what does this mean?” which is obviously an indicator that something isn’t well explained.

Or they might say, “how do I get to that page?” which means that the navigation options aren’t clear.

Many times with online forms they’ll ask, “do I need to fill in all of these boxes”, or they’ll ask a question such as, “what do I put in this section?” Again, those are indicators that further clarification needs to be given in those areas.

Another issue that was raised by my parents was that of security. When I observed them try to purchase some flights online, they didn’t want to use a debit card because they were concerned about the security. When I pointed out the ‘https://’ before the domain name of the site, and explained that the ‘s’ meant the site was secure, that allayed their concerns and they continued with their order. That told me that I should make a point of explaining that the order pages on my sites are secure.

That observation about security is also a reminder of the value of having someone go through the entire ordering process (you can use your credit card or refund them).

Order pages are critically important and it’s an area that a lot of people screw up. For example, do you have testimonials on your order pages? You should. It’s proven to increase the number of orders.

A friend of mine saw his orders increase by 34% when he put some comments from happy customers on his order page! One simple change that made sales jump considerably.

“…do you have testimonials on your order pages? You should. It’s proven to increase the number of orders.”

I guess the process we’re talking about here is somewhat similar to the concept of beta testing software, except in this case you’re having the beta testing done after the ‘product’ has already been releasd. Still, it’s better to test after release than not at all.

You should have also realized by now that this process can also be carried out for your eBay listings too. It’s no different. Commonly, they’ll be questions raised that aren’t answered in the listing. And if they are answered, it means that the answers aren’t prominent enough.

Another response you’ll hear a lot with eBay listings is that people want to see more images. Really, you can never have too many images of a product. And as a rule of thumb, the more expensive the item, the more photos you should include, because you’re asking someone to make an expensive purchase without ever seeing the actual item, live.

Sellers in eBay motors generally do a good job of this. Browse some listings for cars and you’ll typically see at least a dozen photos, many of which focus on small details of the car such as the dash, the gear lever, the glove compartment, the cupholders and so on .

To really put your testing on steroids, I recommend using an online service called Crazy Egg (www.crazyegg.com) The basic version is free, and provides a simple piece of html code you can paste into your web pages. This enables Crazy Egg to track the activity of visitors to your pages. You’ll be able to see where they spent their time looking (based on mouse activity) as well as what they clicked on. For a free service, Crazy Egg is amazing value. It’s very easy to use, and highly recommended as a testing tool.

I encourage you to use both methods discussed in this article – look over the shoulders of friends and family in a ‘live’ evaluation, and supplement that with a larger scale test using Crazy Egg…

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How to Get eBay to Pay You For Your Listings

Friday, November 7th, 2008

Yes, you really can get eBay to pay you for your own listings! How?

By joining the eBay affiliate program and promoting your own listings!

Don’t worry if you’re not familiar with the concept of an affiliate program. It’s an odd word that describes a simple model

I’ll explain.

If you were to read a good book or watch a great movie and then later recommend it to your friends, you wouldn’t get paid for doing that. With an affiliate program, your reccomendation is a more formal arrangement and you get paid.

In the eBay environment, eBay is willing to pay you for bringing customers to the site. They know that most buyers will hang around, register an account and continue to buy on the site for perhaps many years to come. Based on that, they’re willing to share some of their profits with you.


Don’t worry about the details at this stage. Your first step is to create an account. Visit http://affiliates.ebay.com and click on the button on the right marked ‘join now for free’.

You’ll be directed to another site, cj.com to create your account. CJ.com manage the program on behalf of eBay, as they do for many other big name advertisers.

There’s two ways you can get paid. The first is to bring a new eBay user to the site. If someone registers for a new eBay account as a result of coming from your recommendation, and then goes on to place a bid on an item within 30 days, you’ll get paid. Currently, you’ll get $25 for each new user. As you bring in more referrals each month, the commission rises, up to $35 per new user. eBay calls these ACRU’s which stands for a new active eBay user.

The other way you can make money is when someone you’ve ‘brought’ to an eBay listing wins an item on the site or pays for a ‘buy it now’ item. You’ll get paid a commission of between 50% and 75% of eBay’s fees on the transaction. Note that you don’t get paid on the cost of the item, but on the fees that are payable by the seller. If you’re the seller, you could view it like getting a 50% or 75% discount on fees!

The percentage varies based on the total fees each month. In other words, if the fees are less than $99.99 you’ll earn at the 50% rate. On the upper end of the scale it rises to 75%.

The next logical question is how to promote eBay listings so that you can get paid.

When you sign up with Commission Junction, they’ll give you your own affiliate link, which is a special domain name that they can track as being yours. When someone clicks on your link, they automatically know where the person came from. Once you have that special link, you can include that link on your own website, include the link in emails you send out, create a blog on a particular topic with links to products on eBay in the same niche. You could also promote another seller’s complimentary items and get paid on their sales too.

Bear in mind that the eBay affiliate program is very flexible in terms of what you can promote. You’re not limited to directing people to the home page of eBay.com. You can create links that take visitors to pages of a particular product, or even to a specific listing (yes, even yours).

Another option is to use a plugin called ‘editors kit’ that allows eBay to show YOUR eBay listings on your own website. They appear in a window as if they were integrated in your own website.

A similar tool is the ‘eBay To Go’ widget. This is an even easier way of displaying a specific eBay listing, multiple items, or an eBay search term on a web page. It’s an ideal addition for a myspace, facebook, friendster or other social networking pages.

All of these tools can be accessed from the main affiliate site at http://affiliates.ebay.com.

The eBay affiliate program is an easy way to earn extra money for promoting eBay to others.

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Frustration in London

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

I’ve decided that businesses should be allowed to use the word ‘easy’ in selling consumer electronics ONLY after a special permit has been issued. If I get my way, a new organization will monitor its use very carefully.

You see if you believe what the marketing tells you, all electronics gadgets are ‘easy’ to use. But we all know that’s not the case.

I’m constantly hearing family and friends bemoan the fact that they’re afraid of their computers, their cellphones have hundreds of functions on the main menu apart from the ability to make a call, they have to ask their kids to how to record ‘Lost’ on the DVR, and so on. But it’s all supposed to be so ‘easy’ isn’t it?

Now I’m a self confessed gadget geek and am pretty handy with computers but even I am astonished by how the word ‘easy’ is dispensed so freely. Case in point. A few weeks ago Luci and I went to England to visit our families and I knew we’d be doing a lot of travelling I thought I’d get a mobile broadband card for my laptop, to allow me to keep my ‘umbilical cord’ to the Internet attached wherever we went.

I should have realized that there would be trouble when I saw the word ‘easy’ sprinkled liberally throughout the in-store displays and brochures for the service. Still, I thought I’d cover my bases by asking a clever question that left no room for ambiguity.  When the girl in the shop handed over the little box with the modem, software and so on. I asked, “is EVERYTHING I need in this box?” A very confident ‘yes’ came back, but knowing that I was travelling to a remote area the next day, I still felt compelled to check. I said, “you’re absolutely sure?” Again, an emphatic ‘yes’ response was returned without hesitation.

I think the girl in the shop must have been new. Or she was playing with me. Or she hadn’t been trained. Or she just wanted the sale. Or it was lunchtime and all she could think about was getting fed. You see, 24 hours later, in a remote region of England, I was on the phone with the ‘mobile broadband support center’…

I got put through to a guy whose first question was, “What’s your E.A.Y.I.E.N. number?” What’s my WHAT? He might as well have been talking Swahili. I’m absolutely sure that if you surveyed 100 people and asked them what their EAYIEN number is, somewhere between none and none would know. Great way to start a call - make the customer feel stupid.

“It’s the 27 digit number below the modem” he explained. A 27 digit number. Okay. Call me old fashioned, but surely there’s a better way to help a customer than to START by asking them to find and repeat a ridiculously long number that’s written in the same font size as those ‘your name on a grain of rice’ attractions. Ridiculous.

Since I didn’t happen to have an electron microscope on me, I offered an alternative, “Can you find my account from the telephone number?” I asked. Amazingly, they could, which begs the question: why do they start with the 27 digit tiny secret code? My guess is it’s to weed out the weak.

A minute or two later after some long pauses and computer rebooting, the person ‘helping’ me says that my details are “confirmed as correct” and that they “can now help me”. I find this very puzzling, not to mention irritating. I didn’t know I was going to have to pass a test in order to be helped. What possible reason could there be for this? I can only guess that this company apparently receives lots of prank calls from people who pretend to have problems with their Internet service. They’d have to be very patient prank callers, for sure.

Still, I was thankful to be ‘confirmed’ as a legitimate customer and I explained once more that I couldn’t connect to the Internet.

The support rep next said, “Where did you buy the modem from?” I processed that question for a few seconds to try to understand what possible relevance of how the location I bought it from related to why I couldn’t connect. Perhaps the support rep secretly knew that modems purchased in Liverpool, Manchester and Glasgow don’t work any of the time… Anyway, I told him where I got it from. Another long pause, finally broken by the response, ‘that’s correct, Sir.’

At this point I felt like saying, “look, I didn’t call for a quiz, I called because I can’t connect my modem. It’s a simple problem, which I thought would have a simple solution.”

I bit my tongue, resisted complaining about being tested further, and repeated my plea for help.

“What’s the postcode where you’re using the modem?” was the next stupid question.

Think about this. You buy a MOBILE broadband card to connect while you are travelling. The key is in the name. MOBILE is the first word of the product. So here I am in a remote region of the country in a place that I can’t even pronounce the name of, and I’m being asked by the support rep for the postcode. I’m beginning to lose my mind. Do YOU know the zip or postcode of ANY place you travel to? And again, since this is a NATIONAL mobile broadband service, one has to wonder why they even need a postcode? Maybe it’s not national at all. I was half expecting to be told, “oh, in that location it only works on a Tuesday morning every other week if the wind is below 20 knots and there are less than 3 clouds in the sky.”

The best was yet to come. After all this, the support rep revealed that I’d come through to the wrong department! He said, “you need to phone 555 for support” as if I was a child that needed to be reprimanded.

“I DID phone 555″ I said.

“Oh.I guess they’re really busy - your call was probably diverted through to us.”

I thought to myself ‘Yes, I’m sure they ARE really busy seeing as you keep every one on the phone for 20 minutes asking them pointless questions.’

The next phrase I heard was the final straw: “The only thing I can do now is get someone to call you back within 48 hours to resolve your issue.”

I hung up. In 48 hours I was back in the states.,..

Now I’m sure I’m not alone in my experience. More and more companies believe that they are doing YOU a favor to have you as a customer, rather than treating customers as the valued assets that they should be.

There were 4 mobile broadband services to choose from with identical prices. I won’t hesitate to ditch the company that failed to deliver. Why should they have my business?

All the while, the directors of this company are probably sitting around a large oak table trying to figure out why they’re losing customers.

Even small businesses like ours can fall into a similar trap. As an example, one of my pet peeves is the type of website that forces you to register to access your name, email and address, and then you’re told to wait 24-48 hours while they process your new account.

Imagine going to a supermarket to buy something, only to be stopped by a security guard who tells you that you have to fill out a registration form and then someone will contact you in 24-48 hours with a access code so that you can shop there.

TEST your processes regularly. Go through the exact same steps that a new customer has to make. I guarantee you’ll find things to improve. Bottom line: make it easy for people to buy from you.

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Profiting from Public Domain

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

One of the most time consuming tasks in business is to create an original information product. It’s not uncommon to take at least weeks, or sometimes even months, slaving over a blank sheet of paper, desperately trying to get over writers block…

This article will probably represent one of those kick yourself ‘why didn’t I think of that’ moments. Don’t worry, like most golden opportunities, it’s been in front of everyone’s noses, silently taunting them for years. But you’ll learn it first, and you can benefit before anyone else if you act fast.

Introducing the magic of public domain…


What is Public Domain?

The term ‘public domain’ generally means one of two things. Firstly it could be that the original copyright of a work has expired so anyone can take the contents of the work and republish it, for profit. Secondly, it might be that the work has always been in the public domain, as in the case of many government publications, in which case, again it can be revised, republished and sold.

This shorter definition might help clarify the matter for you:
Public Domain is any work that is available for use by anyone, for any reason, in any way, without restriction.

Incidentally, a ‘work’ is defined as a book, photo, play, movie, manual, report, poster, audio or video. That’s not a comprehensive list, but it gives you an idea of how many options you have potentially.

The exact rules of what constitutes public domain vary from country to country, and I’m not a lawyer, but my understanding is that in the U.S., all works copywritten pior to 1923 are in the public domain. Also, works published in the U.S. before 1989 without proper copyright notice, and works published in the U.S. before 1964 whose copyrights were not renewed, may have entered the public domain.
You should also be aware that all works created after March 1, 1989, are copyright protected for 70 years from the date the author dies.

You should definitely check with the U.S. Copyright Office (www.copyright.gov) to make sure that a work you are interested in has entered the public domain before you set about republishing it. Fortunately, that’s easy to do.

Very few people know about the power (and profit potential) of public domain, and of those that do, most are put off by their perception that there are many legal issues involved in verifying whether a work is really in the public domain, so this represents a very exciting opportunity for you, it’s something you can profit from both on and off eBay.

One of the aspects that particularly excites me about public domain is the fact that this resource is growing every single day. That’s right, every day new works enter the public domain, so it’s ever expanding.

Where Can You Find Public Domain Works?

Probably the first and most logical question that you’re probably asking, is: ‘where can I find public domain works’, right?

Unfortunately there’s not one central source for all public domain works, but that’s actually probably a good thing. The fact that it takes a little effort means that most people are dissuaded from digging for the gold. And don’t be afraid to spend some time on research. Avoid the obvious public domain works as the real gems are somewhat hidden. Here’s a handy collection to start you off:

www.pueblo.gsa.gov/
www.browsetopics.gov/
www.archives.gov/

www.archives.gov/about/index.html
http://www.nlc-bnc.ca/cin/index-e.html
www.theeuropeanlibrary.org
www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/index.html
www.pdcomedy.com
www.pdbooksonline.com
www.gutenberg.org/catalog
www.ibiblio.org
www.open-video.org
www.1911encyclopedia.org
www.pdinfo.com/list.htm
www.digital.library.upenn.edu/books/
http://historicals.ncd.noaa.gov/historicals/histmap.asp
www.bartleby.com/index.html
www.ipl.org/reading/books
http://openphoto.net/
www.archive.org/details/movies

Now there’s no excuse for not having anything to sell. Public domain is a gold mine that’s waiting to be tapped.

New York Public Library Photos etc
www.nypl.org/digital/

Live Music Archive
www.archive.org/details/etree

Pre-formatted Texts
www.classictexts.net/authors.html
This website offers around 1600 pre-formatted texts for purchase on CD.

Public Domain Photos
www.public-domain-photos.com

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